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This is where Lou posts items that are short enough to read in one sitting. All the stories are Lou's except Secondhand Stories, which are items she has found or received, and which she finds in some way interesting or amusing: anecdotes, opinions, links to other sites, questions, photos...

 

Read in single page format The Day Before Valentine's

Just when she thought all was right with her world, Lacey was forced to wake up and smell the Kona.
 

Read in book format - 8 screens Read in single page format Jack and the Cat Go Adrift

Captain Jack and his obstinate cat are stranded in a storm without provisions. (A short children's story for adults; illustrated by Graham Harrop.)

 

Read in single page format An Appetite for Discourse

Saya runs a coffeeshop in a small town. She craves a cup of verbiage with, possibly, a side of romance.

Read in single page format One Big Kettle of Borsch

A semibiographical tale about a not-quite-fictional character named Diana who is having difficulty coming to terms with her 60th year and her place in the world.

Read in single page format Irresistible Short Stories

Ten ridiculous short stories, which were designed to run in tandem with Lou's no-nonsense, very practical manual, How to Make Yourself Irresistible.

 


Read in single page format The Baptism: A Parable

This short narrative was inspired by both Renée Kraft, who wants to sue the drug companies for e-mail harassment, and an article in the Vancouver Sun highlighting megamillions made from merchandise and paraphernalia related to Mel Gibson's film The Passion of the Christ.

Read in single page format Destiny in 3-4 Time

Maria Luna's dream of being a famous musician is driving her true love crazy.

The Humbug Chronicles

Read in single page format Humbug 2004     Read in single page format Humbug 2002     Read in single page format Humbug 2001

Christmas letters that Lou didn't get around to sending.


Read in single page format Walkin' n Chalkin'

The joys of being a traffic officer.


Read in book format - 2 screens Read in single page format The End?

A very short story about breaking up.

As mentioned earlier, these particular "stories" are items that may have originated with someone other than Lou.

Read in single page format Patterns by Amy Lowell (1874-1925)
Sometimes it's good to break from patterns, provided the break is of one's choosing. Or is the break itself part of a bigger pattern?

Watch the movies Three short films by Jerzy Zagroba
Up close and musical with an eel, an orange, and a crystal ball.

Read in single page format Washing Dishes Number 1 Cause of Break-ups in Canada
An E conversation.

Read in single page format Just One, Please by Gordie Garner
Sometimes a guy just wants to be alone.

Watch the movie Old Growth Forest by Irene Blueth
A virtual story that takes place on Cortes Island. If you have a high-speed connection, take a look.